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mullingayr: I don't understand why some people aren't okay with sitting at home doing nothing like...

mullingayr:

I don't understand why some people aren't okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don't you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

"Don't give me an attitude, Spock!"

"Don't give me an attitude, Spock!"

life is tough when you're a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn't give a shit about...

life is tough when you're a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn't give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

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infinity-imagined: Earth seen by the GOES-14 weather satellite,...

infinity-imagined:

Earth seen by the GOES-14 weather satellite, May 22nd 2013.

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can't google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

mystic-revelations: Ring-tailed lemur (by Official San Diego...

mystic-revelations:

Ring-tailed lemur (by Official San Diego Zoo)

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fromtheheartofmymisery: .

fromtheheartofmymisery:

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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

For the next hour I'll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you're anon.

sfux: It's almost June better start getting ready for Christmas

sfux:

It's almost June better start getting ready for Christmas

funneestuff: we accept the patterns we think we deserve

funneestuff:

we accept the patterns we think we deserve

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mom: how are your grades this semester?

mom: how are your grades this semester?
me: mother what's important is that we have health

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

reincerf: Untitled by Michio Endo on Flickr.

reincerf:

Untitled by Michio Endo on Flickr.

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that's something I do when I'm bored, and this dude walks by and says, "hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?" I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, "strangle you."

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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